/pseudocode

https://twitter.com/univrsw3th4rt/status/1743088609823986118

pseudocode:

the bit = f({
    context: {
        state actionable "fact" (
            not necessarily a fact, but at
            least rhetorically stated as if
            it is
        )
    },
    punchline:
        concat(
            {period},
            "unfortunately, ",
            {state ambiguity that makes
             the fact less actionable},
            {a transition that implies
             a conclusion is coming},
            " i have no advice. good luck"
        )
})

the lack of punctuation at the end (after punctuation was used appropriately before it) imbues “good luck” with a strong haha-got-you vibe, but you’re also appreciative for having read this perceived fact from somebody who seems to have a better grasp on it than you (because the thing they said made a lot of sense to you, and you hadn’t put that together before just having read it …)

good vibes + punctuated playful finish = comedy-adjacent conversational fun

and for doing anything with this analysis, i have no advice. good luck